I know I have a lot of other, more pertinent things I should be posting. But I was just puttering around online for a few minutes before I go march into battle to fight in tonight's installment of Jo vs Sleep, and I just found this too hilarious to not post. You know how I love weird cool medical stuff. Well, one of my favorite websites is WebMD. I love playing with their symptom checker. Well, for my amusement (and, now, yours) I plugged in a few of the things I have been experiencing these days, some things I have had for a while, some new stuff, you know, we all have our little things, why not. Well, to warn you all, I'm apparently experiencing some hypocalcemia, postpartum depression, and emphysema, not to mention cocaine addiction. Now this has me wondering, what did I put in as my symptoms to make it give me these answers?! I didn't think anything I had entered warranted this kind of reaction. Or, perhaps more pressingly I should ask, how am I possibly alive right now?!
It's like telling WebMD I got a papercut, and it telling me I'm a hemophiliac. Or a leper. Or a dinosaur.
Shout out to the internet, and the hilarity it brings. And to cookies.
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thank you for putting the image of you with crack baby who probably has trouble breathing in my head .... what an image haha
ReplyDeleteDo they make Get Well Soon cards for cocain induced PPD? What would the inside say?
ReplyDeletesomeecards has to make one. I'll find it. One for me and one for my crack baby.
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